So here are some pretty good jokes i've found and made up (If you can't tell by this post, I really like lightbulb jokes... or I have a little too much time. You decide!):
How many feminiss does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten. One to change it and nine to form a Survivors of Darkness support group
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six to sit and hope that it turns itself in.
How many gay rights activists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it.
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you are going to be downloading patches for years after he does.
How many Apple engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Even though he is installing the Best. One. Ever. there will be a new lightbulb out next month.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
Nevermind. Nobody would get the joke anyways...
How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he has to wait until the lighting is right.
How many conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The darkness will cause the lightbulb to change itself.
How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How long have you been having this fantasy?
How many football players does it take to change a lighbulb?
The entire team! and they all get a semester's credit for it!
How many pro-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. Two to hold the ladder, and one to screw the light bulb into the faucet.
How many Mac software designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but you can only use his lightbulb.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to ladder the hold, the other to bulb in the screw.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
86. 12 to investigate Obama's involvement in the failure of the old light bulb, 23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry, and 51 to pass a tax credit for lightbulb changes.
How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Five. One to screw it in, and four to screw it up.
How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness.
For those curious, this post took the least amount of time. Only 10 minutes at most. Must really like them lightbulb jokes haha. Anyways, heres something a little more serious, if you decide it is:
http://www.newsweek.com/2010/10/08/the-race-to-buy-up-the-world-s-water.html
Like always have a good day. Hope the lightbulb jokes brightened up your day.
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